McDonald’s – Apple Pie McFlurry
by Throwing that sh1t into a McD’s soft serve ice cream seems like an ill advised thing to do as rapid cooling of superheated, igneous apple
Author: sh1teater
Oreo – Snowy Enrobed
The first passable Chrstmassy sh1t I came across was this package of snowy enrobed oreos. It was the name that piqued my interest, Snowy Enrobed?
Proper Crisps – Dill Pickle with Apple Cider Vinegar
Finally! Dill pickle chips have hit New Zealand. As of yet, I had yet to see one of my favourite chip flavours being offered over here
McDonalds – El Maco
Another one of these limited time, here today gone tomorrow, returning on rotation, marketing ploys that create a false sense of scarcity driving us consumers into a buying frenzy as human nature takes over and we become as wild beasts fighting over dwindling resource for survival.
Heartland Potato chips – Thickest of the Thick – Cheeseburger
Already I am nervous. This is no normal chip, it is the ‘thickest of the thick’ meaning the flavour is going to have to be even more over the top to avoid being diluted by all that extra cross-sectional potato chip area.
KFC – Waffle Double Down
Ah, the double down is back, but wait what is this sh1t? The waffle double down?
Right, well this time have lost their Kentucky Fried minds and thrown a Belgian waffle and some bacon in there.
Eti- Puf – Renkli – Granül Kaplamalı Marshmallow Bisküvi
Next up on the @turkishtreatbox list is this sh1t. It might look familiar to yous because it looks familiar to mes. I reviewed one of this sh1t before only it was the coconut one. Remember Hindistan cevizi? Indian walnut?
Baked Goods / Cookie / Sweets
Wild Sugar – Cookies
Guess who just sent me some baked goods to try? Say hello to the new sh1t on the block, WildSugar
Seems Wild Sugar has been up late cooking me some cookies.
Hell Pizza – Silencer of the Lambs
There’s a feud a’brewin between 2 of my favourite fast food brands. Remember the history lesson on the great takeaway wars we talked about not so long ago? Well the skirmishes have really begun to heat up over here and two of the greats have stepped up to do battle. Trying to settle the score with the smallest number of civilian casualties and agreeing to fight on fair terms,
Doritos – Mountain Dew
So these have been around for a long time but, I haven’t been able to hunt any down, until now. Nevermind, better late than never, I didn’t want to miss out on the chance to try something so revolting sounding.