McDonald’s – Apple Pie McFlurry
by Throwing that sh1t into a McD’s soft serve ice cream seems like an ill advised thing to do as rapid cooling of superheated, igneous apple
Category: Fastfood
Eti – Pizza Kraker
Hmmm what in the sh1t could these be? This may be the hardest Turkish sh1t to translate
McDonalds – El Maco
Another one of these limited time, here today gone tomorrow, returning on rotation, marketing ploys that create a false sense of scarcity driving us consumers into a buying frenzy as human nature takes over and we become as wild beasts fighting over dwindling resource for survival.
Burger King – Big King XL
But unlike something you would find on AliExpress, instead of taking a popular consumer item and making some piece of sh1t that vaguely works like the original, BK is putting forward the best argument against intellectual property laws and actually trying to improve the product.
Heartland Potato chips – Thickest of the Thick – Cheeseburger
Already I am nervous. This is no normal chip, it is the ‘thickest of the thick’ meaning the flavour is going to have to be even more over the top to avoid being diluted by all that extra cross-sectional potato chip area.
KFC – Waffle Double Down
Ah, the double down is back, but wait what is this sh1t? The waffle double down?
Right, well this time have lost their Kentucky Fried minds and thrown a Belgian waffle and some bacon in there.
BurgerFuel – The Roundhouse Ram
…and fighting out of the purple corner, representing the forces of Burger, is none other than BurgerFuel with the exceedingly powerful burger warrior: Roundhouse Ram. This beast is an imposing fighter, that has also been trained under extreme secrecy. I tried to find out more, but every spy that I sent into their camp returned ‘smashed juicy’ and unable to communicate.
Hell Pizza – Silencer of the Lambs
There’s a feud a’brewin between 2 of my favourite fast food brands. Remember the history lesson on the great takeaway wars we talked about not so long ago? Well the skirmishes have really begun to heat up over here and two of the greats have stepped up to do battle. Trying to settle the score with the smallest number of civilian casualties and agreeing to fight on fair terms,
Burger / Fastfood / Pizza / Uncategorized
Hell Pizza – Burger Pizza
It has been so long since the beginning of the great takeaway wars that we oft forget that still the battle rages on behind the facade of our peaceful existence.
Burger / Pie / Uncategorized
Irvines – The Beast – Cheeseburger
You know what I have never reviewed on this page before? A meat pie! I am actually feeling a little embarrassed, how can I possibly review New Zealand food without having ever touched upon the meat pie?