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Duff – Energy Drink

by sh1teater18/01/202120/01/20210

Apparently there is this television show called ‘The Sampsons’ or something and the characters are often depicted as enjoying a beer called ‘Duff’.

Solen – Papita

by sh1teater11/01/202120/01/20210

Really scraping the bottom of the turkishtreatbox, but I still could feel a few treats in there as I blindly felt about and eventually pulled forth the Papita,

Mentos – Watermelon

by sh1teater08/01/202120/01/20210

Mentos now comes in the best flavour, watermelon!
Another watermelon flavoured foodstuffs is good news in my book, but unfortunately

McDonald’s – Apple Pie McFlurry

by sh1teater06/01/202106/01/20210

Throwing that sh1t into a McD’s soft serve ice cream seems like an ill advised thing to do as rapid cooling of superheated, igneous apple

Oreo – Snowy Enrobed

by sh1teater30/12/202004/01/20210

The first passable Chrstmassy sh1t I came across was this package of snowy enrobed oreos. It was the name that piqued my interest, Snowy Enrobed?

Ülker – Dido

by sh1teater28/12/202030/12/20200

This is another Turkish treat that came from my ever dwindling @turkishtreatbox and appears to be Ülker’s answer to Kit Kat except this sh1t is one big wafer

Just Dough

by sh1teater25/12/202030/12/20200

These come in bags filled with little balls of dough with the intention of keeping them in the freezer

Almighty Organic – Carrot Orange Turmeric

by sh1teater23/12/202030/12/20200

Like the voice of the Almighty, a booming voice reverberated from above, stopping me in my tracks and compelling me to listen

Ülker – Kekstra Jölebol – çilekli

by sh1teater04/12/202009/12/20200

Surely this name had nothing to do with the way a Korean laughs on Starcraft though or the way an orc laughs on World of Warcraft or the hacker known as 4chan. Surely nothing to do with any of that.