Chips / Corn Chips / Snacks
Doritos – Burn Xtra Powwer Sour Cream WW84
by Um, you ok Doritos? Looks like someone over in the marketing department may have had a stroke over naming this flavour.
Snax Crunches – All American Burger
Well it seems to be a new fashion trend to make shit taste like a hamburger at the moment. I am not complaining, in fact I support it wholeheartedly. I love hamburgers.
Hell Pizza – The Reuben Pizza.
As I was waiting, crouched in my hunting stance, ready to pounce on the first new and interesting fast foodstuffs to hit the market after we moved to covid-19 alert level 2, it seemed @hellpizza had a little something all lined up and ready to be released into the wild.
Monster – Mule
A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse and though not as large as a horse will weigh up to around 454 kg.
Doritos – Grilled Cheese Burger.
Last week New Zealand entered level 3 lockdown which means takeaways are open. I am sure many of you raced down to your favourite fast food joint to grab some shit
Mentos – Smoothies
Someone told me that mentos went great when you drop them in coke…
Arnott’s Shapes – Meat Pie
My social media kept bugging me with sponsored posts about this shit, and when I saw them while out at the weekly shop I sighed a great exhalation of resignation and admitted it was past due time for me to meet the meat pie.
James and the Giant Peach – Splendifico! Easter Egg
Happy Easter, all! Remember that bloke, Roald Dahl who wrote those weird, weird stories that you probably loved as a child?
Hakanoa – Fresh Spice Spicy Chai – Nicely Spicy
Here is another one that was passed to me just before the lockdown. Hakanoahandmade makes all sorts of good shit, like ginger beer and this chai.
Pringles WTF
This shit was discovered for me by @findhappyat50 – despite the name of this account I have always tried to keep it PG-13 around here, …