Mentos – Smoothies

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Someone told me that mentos went great when you drop them in coke. I think they were taking the piss. I found it hard to find coke actually, with the lockdown on, it seems everybody is buying up hard. Finally calling upon some of my more covert contacts, I managed to find a gram. I rolled the banana mentos in cocaine coating it evenly, it tasted a little more bitter, but was about the same. Except my mouth felt numb

This shit was pretty good, crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside, like a normal fresh maker and reading the ingredient list I could see it contained real fruit juices of which there were 3 – banana, strawberry and mango that is good because those three fruits are available as emoji – see? emojis are weird though, right? I believe future archeologists my dig up our mobile phones and see our messages and think, “wowo, the ancient people used pictures to communicate” we have come full circle in our language and seems we have gone back to hieroglyphs, maybe the egyptians had it right in the first place and we have just figured it out again, what was I saying>? Owe yeah, I liked the bana one the best but the mango was good too -move aside and let the man go through- how come there was only three flavours? Aren’t there ususally more than three except maybe the  mint one I suppose they have only on flavour but three’s company and ones a crowd. I feel really good how is everryone elese feeling happy friday everyone even though we are on lockdown i still feel like casual friday all the way what is yuour favourit e day of the weak I like ẗ̵̥̺̼́̎͂͐͑̈́̚h̷̖͊̈́̾̌̿͝è̷͕̭̳͖̦͂͒̇̂̐̎̉̅̈́ ̵̯̲̙̱̍͜ day 𝐘 ⓡ .. d̵̘̜͈̖̹̙͙͂͌̈̑͒̋̎̓̅ḟ̵͙͖̫̬̯̺̻͔̻̭͝͝ǵ̶͕͔̠̱̆̈́̎͊̿̉d̵̥̹͛̐f̶̡̭̻̭̯̺̓̔̇̆͒̆̑͒̄͝h̷̢̧͎̱̺͈̀͐d̸̦̼͂͂̈̎͌̐̒̽̑͠f̴̨̲̘͍̯̦̭̺̖͑̾̋̈́̽͊̈́́͝͝ͅ I feekl ike this could be mii best 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱 ʇǝʎ  ŵ̴̢̪̲͍̥͒͐̿͂͘͝ͅͅo̵̢̨͎͎̥͎̪̺̥͖̔̇̀͒̎͝w̵̧̻̗̫͉̫͔͓̮͖͒̀͐͗̐̃̄o̵̰͈̻̺̲̠̫̱͉̪̊ ̵̨̨̼͓͚̦̺͚̘͈̔̈́̈͂͒͗͊̚Į̶̛̙͉͙͙̗̟͇͈͂̓̌̀̿͑̂͝ ̵̛͎̳̪͚̜̝͇̄̀͐̋̇͆̓͘͜͝ͅf̸̧̨͓͚͈̜̗̳͋͋̎̏̍͗ę̴̳͓̙̠͚̜͓̊͋̒̉̓̍́͝͠͠ȩ̴̱͈̻̮̜̈̾͊͒͌̍ẻ̸̛͉̉͒̔͘l̷̨̻͇͉̻̋͐̌̅͘ ̶͇̪̬̪̖͚̟͚͑͋̐̈́͘s̵̘̜̲̦̞̘̯̟̉͌͗͂͂̈́̚ö̸͎̼͇̟͖͈̺̦̞́͛͝ö̴̭̲́̀̉̋͂̀̑̑͝ ̴̢̡̯͕̣̠̳̐͌͠g̷̻͓̽̆̑̿͑̐̉͗̃͠y̵̢̟͉̠̦͐̑͑͐͝ų̶̛̭̠̱̹͓̝̽̏̽͗̄̔͘̕d̵͇̤̗̫̟̣̉̏̈́͛͠   

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