Eti – Pizza Kraker
by Hmmm what in the sh1t could these be? This may be the hardest Turkish sh1t to translate
Author: sh1teater
McDonalds – El Maco
Another one of these limited time, here today gone tomorrow, returning on rotation, marketing ploys that create a false sense of scarcity driving us consumers into a buying frenzy as human nature takes over and we become as wild beasts fighting over dwindling resource for survival.
Bluebird Duos – Hot Wings & Ranch
you forgot to put a divider in the packet and mine had gotten all mixed up, presumably during shipping. Could no one over there see the potential for this in excusable disaster to happen?
Ülker – 9 Kat Tat
This reminded me of a Kit-Kat bar, although it has a similar name and wafers it has no chocolate on the outside, so this doesn’t really look like an intellectual property violation
Burger King – Big King XL
But unlike something you would find on AliExpress, instead of taking a popular consumer item and making some piece of sh1t that vaguely works like the original, BK is putting forward the best argument against intellectual property laws and actually trying to improve the product.
Mars – 200% Caramel
So you think you like caramel? But do you like 200% of it?
Not quite sure what that means though. 200% caramel? Is that twice the amount of a normal Mars bar?
Heartland Potato chips – Thickest of the Thick – Cheeseburger
Already I am nervous. This is no normal chip, it is the ‘thickest of the thick’ meaning the flavour is going to have to be even more over the top to avoid being diluted by all that extra cross-sectional potato chip area.
Nescafe – Turk Kahve
I am not a morning person, and as I rolled out of bed and staggered downstairs with slow clumsy steps like a dead body returning to life to seek nourishment from the living world, I thought about the various objectives I had for the day. There were some tough ones in there, like brushing my teeth and showering and most important – reviewing some more sh1t for my adoring public.
KFC – Waffle Double Down
Ah, the double down is back, but wait what is this sh1t? The waffle double down?
Right, well this time have lost their Kentucky Fried minds and thrown a Belgian waffle and some bacon in there.
Eti- Puf – Renkli – Granül Kaplamalı Marshmallow Bisküvi
Next up on the @turkishtreatbox list is this sh1t. It might look familiar to yous because it looks familiar to mes. I reviewed one of this sh1t before only it was the coconut one. Remember Hindistan cevizi? Indian walnut?