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This review was originally posted 08/10/2017 which was one Hell of a long time ago, but with the Death By Chicken Pizza making appearances at Hell Pizza again, I thought i would re-post it here to refresh our memories…
I have heard this little gem has been sold out and is no longer around. I was lucky enough to have been able to get my shitty little hands on one before they were gone. Hell Pizza went and threw buttermilk fried chicken, red onions, bacon, mustard BBQ sauce, Swiss Cheese and gherkin mayo on this monstrosity and that sounded great to me.
I feel like I have just started this account and I have no wish to die just yet, never mind by way of chicken, but I knew when I started this project, that I would be risking life and limb for the good of the Instagram community. I really hope all of you appreciate my sacrifice and will honor my memory.
It was a good day to die when I arrived home with the potentially fatal pizza. It looked great with how the Swiss cheese had melted all over the damn place and I made peace with my gods as I took a bite. It tasted great, very rich as I expect from Hell Pizza and the mustard and gherkin flavors played well with the large chucks of chicken and shreds of bacon. This wouldn’t be a bad way to go at all.
Amazingly after a few slices, I was still very much alive and as I had a taste for it now, I continued to ravenously demolish the rest of the pizza. It didn’t even stand a chance, no match for the mighty sh1teater. Nice try Hell Pizza, but I wont be vanquished so easily. A fine pizza though, I would not hesitate to eat it again, if it should return.
Didn’t die – 8/10
