Snacks, fast food, and soft drinks – based in NZ
This morning I took my coffee out onto the deck and tripped over a package. It was about the size of a paving stone and it broke 3 of my toes. I tried to take it inside, but after several attempts I collapsed exhausted and drenched in sweat. I am pretty strong and I ate that protein bar that one time a while back, but this sh1t was heavy!
Last week whilst scrolling through my Instagram feed I saw several food review accounts writing about this sh1t and saw some brought to an euphoric frenzy, the likes of which I had never seen M&M’s invoke in folk before
Do you like pineapple? Too bad. Pascall has taken that pineapple sh1t from out the middle of the Pineapple Lumps and chucked that sh1t in the bin. Don’t worry they have concocted some type of L&P chewy sh1t to substitute.
What do you think of when you think of Turkey?
For me it will always be the sweeping majestic sour patches that Turkey is famous for. Turkey has the finest climate in the world for sour patches and some of the first recorded sour patch sightings were dictated by Alexander the Great when he first set eyes upon the patches that dotted the area around 334 BC:
Someone told me that mentos went great when you drop them in coke…
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