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Last post we discussed the political truce between burgers and pizza and although still far from ideal, tensions seemed to have died down and both sides begin to look towards disarmament.
This week on The State of Sh1t we take a closer look at Warheads Sour! Soda, a powerful new soda that has launched recently and sent shock waves through both the drinks and confectionery industries.
Today I am joined by senior drink warfare analyst, and long time friend of the show, Dr. Sidney Spalavinki
💩🍽️SE: Good afternoon Dr. Spalavinki. A pleasure to speak with you again.
🥤🔎SS: Good evening, thank you for having me Before we start I would like to say that I am a great fan and much admire the work you are doing.
💩🍽️SE: Thanks. So, after reading your recent article in Gorgon, perhaps you can fill us in on what it is exactly that Wally Warhead has unleashed into the world?
🥤🔎SS: Well, dear sh1teater, what we have here is a soft drink that isn’t so soft. It has been not so much infused as drowned in malic acid, to give them a tremendously sour flavour that I am just not sure we are amply prepared for.
💩🍽️SE: As an individual well versed in foodstuffs including soured novelty treats, what is it about Warheads Sour! Soda that makes it such a threat, when compared to other sour sh1t on the market?
🥤🔎SS: Quite simply, we have had sour candy before, some of it, what we call ‘very sour’ but this is possibly one of the first ‘very sour’ drinks we have seen thus far. That is, to say, my sweet sh1teater, a drink specifically designed to pucker your perfect lips and furrow your flawless brow.
💩🍽️SE: Well this has been most enlightening, thank you for your time, Doctor.
🥤🔎SS: You are most welcome, dear sh1teater. I love you.
Consulting with experts only satiates my curiosity so much and as soon as the good doctor left, I opened the can and took a big swing.
Tasted a bit like watermelon, more like watermelon lollies and was very sour. Not so sour as to deter me from downing this one and buying another. I love these.
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Soured relations – 7.5/10
Cut the sh1t:
Are Warheads Sour! Soda any good?
Sh1t yes, very good. Just like drinking sour lollies. Very sour, very sweet, very excellent.
What are the Flavours of Warheads Sour! Soda?
- Watermelon
- Lemon
- Blue Raspberry
- Green Apple
- Black Cherry
What is the most sour flavour of Warhead Sour! Soda?
Green Apple – my research team has declared Green Apple as the most sour flavour
How do they make Warhead Sour! Soda so sour?
Malic acid – Malic acid combines with other acids to make really sour flavours.
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