Şölen – Biscolata Mood

Next treat from my @turkishtreatbox is the Biscolata Mood which is described on the packaging as “çikolatali krema dolgulu bisküvi”. I recognise at least 2 of those words and running it through my trusty online translator tells me that this sh1t is Chocolate Cream Filled Biscuit.

I got a big surprise when I opened this sh1t up. Each tiny puffed biscuit looking thing had a mystical symbol printed on it. Fun! This was going to be just like that time I worked as a druid over summer and had to cast and interpret runes for the tourists.

I excitedly cast the biscuit runes and cross referenced the symbolic meanings on the handy chart on the back of the packet, then translated to english to get the following:

The Birb – özgürlüğün en büyük ödülü – the greatest reward of freedom

The Crown – Başarını bir ödülle taçlandır – Crown your success with an award

The Envelope – kendine nostaljik bir hediye ver – give yourself a nostalgic gift

The Star – bu gece yıldızları izle – watch the stars tonight

The Shoe – yeni yerler keşfet – discover new places

The Heart – kendini sevmek en büyük ödül – loving yourself is the greatest reward

The Ladder – yükselişi kutla – celebrate the rise

The Uncooked Chicken (or maybe a heart with arms?!!) – senin ödülün içindeki güç –
Your reward is inner strength

If I am interpreting this correctly, it means that I am awesome and write the best reviews on Instagram, my future holds many followers and a verified account.

Alright! Time to celebrate with some chocolate cream filled biscuits.

This had a nice crunchy, light biscuit texture with a semi soft chocolate filling with a little more than a hint of hazelnut flavour perfect size for throwing into one’s open mouth. Pretty tasty little things and I like them a lot. Bonus points for runic magik.

Muhtemelen harikayım – 7/10