This weird little burger was brought to my attention by @hodgy_dida and I was ready to storm the gates of hell to try this shit. But then I had to go to Australia, which has no @hellpizza anymore, so I had to endure my own special type of hell for a few weeks. Finally back in NZ, I took the highway to hell and ordered a Satan’s Slider.
Satan’s slider might sound like something you need to expel from your body the morning after drinking too much and eating an entire wrath pizza with the ‘hot as hell’ option, but that is a story for a different post.
A slider is simply a small hamburger, make sense? Good.
Now take that explanation and throw it away, your logic and good sense has no place in hell. This shit looks like a hamburger, but it isn’t. It is actually a hunk of chocolate fudge brownie sandwiched between two pieces of donut and sauced up with cheese icing and plum coulis.
Where are your gods, now?
The presentation was fantastic, it came in its own box, just like a hamburger and my slider reached my in pristine condition, just look at it. Would you look at it? It even has a little flag.Shame to ruin it by eating it, but that is where the proof of the pudding is.
To say this was sweet is an understatement, however, you could still pick out the taste and contrast of the individual flavors. The donut bun taste came through strongly and the soft chewy fudge brownie was there too. The cheese icing was reminiscent of a cheesecake, finally the sour/bitter plum tarting about in there a bit. Seriously this thing was so over the top decadent I could only eat one without getting sick. It was so rich, it could put Jeff Bezos to shame. But, I feel that was the point of this dessert, us mortals can barely handle the intensity of the unholy Lord’s cooking.
Slide into Hell – 7/10
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